My Martha Stewart-like tip is to freeze grapes to put in your wine.  Keeps it cool without watering it down, and then you get a snack!

I’m sorry to hear about your news.  I’m normally try to give it a go because I do generally feel better after, but if it’s a bad, not getting out of bed type of day? Sex isn’t fixing that. 

The birth rate is absolutely going to crater now. Some millennials are still struggling with the fallout from 2008 - basically all of them (us, I’m a millennial) were already starting from lower salaries - and now I can’t imagine that older millennials (mid-30s) who put off having kids until they were more financially…

I work in a hospital that plays a lullaby over the loudspeaker when a baby is born, and I don’t know about nine months from now, but people were getting it on around June of last year. I’ve never heard so many lullaby chimes before, five in one morning at the end of March. 

Nah fam.  The score will be coronavirus breakups and divorces at #1, Corona vasectomies at #2, post-corona fucking off to travel the world because what’s the point of money if you’re dead at #3... and babies at #24 or so.

I’m pregnant, it happened before the pandemic and honestly, I’m absolutely terrified. If I’d known this was going to happen, I would’ve waited. I’m here hormonal and freaking out instead of enjoying what should be a happy and exciting time in my life. No, a Corona baby should NOT be a thing.

You do not want to be giving birth in 9 months.

This will not be over in 9 months.

I mean, some women CAN’T do both, and shouldn’t be made to feel bad about it. I’m all for Alex Morgan continuing to train (though I’m glad to hear her workouts were retooled in the later stages, likely to accommodate a growing belly and the joint-loosening hormones) if she feels like it, but I feel like “women just are…

B.Sc. yes. Didn’t even have to get to graduate school. My 4th year was basically redoing the economic theories we studied 1st year, only expressed purely in mathematical terms. That was too much for me.

Things your mother should have considered before having you.

As a non-math person partially pushed out of economics because of its math obsession, I frown in your general direction. 

Like I said, I wasn’t throwing shade in my question, and I thank for you for excellent and informative answer.

Neither Sanchez nor Trudeau are “Heads of State.” They are Prime Ministers in Constitutional Monarchies, which makes them head of government of their respective countries.

Witcher is good

You are so very GD wrong about Cheer. You need to give it more than 1 episode to get into it but once you do...boy howdy. Jerry is a national treasure

Ratatouille, McMillion$, Mulan, The Outsider, are all very solid. Slow this roll.

LOL you know you’re a piece of shit when even GLAAD doesn’t give a fuck that you came out.

As I was reading this, I was thinking if her life had gone the opposite way and she settled for someone she wasn’t passionate about, I’m sure she would have been writing the book titled “Don’t Marry Him.”

My child (who is an adult now and was just a bridesmaid in her stepsister’s wedding) absolutely adores her stepdad, maintains a good relationship with her own father, and is a happy-well adjusted adult who excels in her chosen field and has told me repeatedly what a poor match her dad and I were and how much better…

Yes, because everyone knows that by staying in a doomed marriage, you’re modeling excellent relationship behaviors for your children.