People with autism feel emotions like joy, they just don’t show their emotions by their facial expressions. He does have that flat affect.

One thing that must be understood about narcissistic parents is that they frequently pit their kids against each other. The special bond between (normal, healthy) siblings is seen as a threat to the parent.

Also isn't that how men vote for other men all the time?!??

So simple. So eloquent.

This probably makes me sound like a horrible feminist, but I really don’t give a flying fart that you had kids and also worked, considering you have enough money to pay for good childcare and health insurance without having to worry about paying your rent.  I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a…

Thank you for sharing your story.

I am so sorry this happened to you.

the thought that a grown ass woman needs to be carried around

Sauvage is the logical follow-up line to Jacobim Mugatu’s groundbreaking 2001 Derelicte.

None. After he walked out on me and the kids I made a big point of continuing to go absolutely everywhere that I liked because fuck him, I own all these places and HE can go find somewhere new if it bothers him. 

Also, what has he done to his children that the only way to end a tantrum is by providing a beef product? 

Dear Mike Deering (cattle rancher and the executive vice president of the Missouri Cattlemen’s Association), absolutely NO ONE believes you are doing the grocery shopping, much less in the company of your cranky toddlers, so fuck the fuck off with your idiotic story about how easy you are to trick into buying…

My mom also looks fantastic in lower-rise jeans, and I think shops in the junior’s department of stores more often than she expects in her late 60s. 

Totally agree. I am a petite woman, and here is a recent pic of me in skinny Mom jeans:

I can’t do mom jeans, either. I’m not a mom, they make my belly look tremendous, and the high waist gives me digestive issues. They also just don’t vibe with my middle-aged riot grrrl aesthetic.

Counterpoint: Eva looks way better in the black top and jeans than the lowrisers.

I am no legs and ALL torso (might as well be a walrus with flippers tbh), let me have my moment~

Same girl sames!!! I'm 5'7 and also a mom. Mom jeans are uncomfortable as fuck and makes you look a hot mess. Give me my flares please! 

Not to mention many boys in her class like pink, play with dolls, and hate the sand pit.

And, thankfully, her school is 100% on board with this.

You do not listen to ANYTHING in public without headphones, full stop.