My BIL makes fun of me for having a strict 10:00pm bedtime, but he operates on 5 hours of sleep a night for no reason whatsoever, so I think me and my 8-9 hours are getting the last laugh.

How the fuck does a man in his 30's stay out all night until 5am? Does he not have a job or any responsibilities in life?

So in other words they read the most popular mommy bloggers and mommy forums and copied the subject matter they saw there.

...as if each were hand-selected by Roger Ailes himself.

A crowd of blondes are going to chase you in your dreams tonight repeating the phrase, “Join us”

And they say that WE look alike! :-/ I can only hope that she really means it when she says that she has grown and changed. I'd feel better if she denounced racist language...

Where I’m from it’s not a legal wedding until someone does the chicken dance.

YES THIS.

Also, let’s be clear here. This is a Weiner:

Oh man. As a 33 weeks pregnant lady I am so mad at your stupid ass coworker for you. Tell her to keep her face covered.

Jesus H. Christ. Only thing to say to that old woman.

You’re growing a human person. Fuck that shit. Wear whatever is comfortable and remember that woman is just a miserable person.

Joanna, get one of those Anker power pack thingies. You can get 4-5 full device charges depending on how big it is. I always throw a mine into my bag if I travel. They're featured on Kinja Deals too!

It so bums me out when people stop living their lives because of their bodies. The beauty of the beach is that you see a thousand different types of bodies there and nobody cares! Sure, there’ll be that 22-year-old in a bikini who makes you feel bad about yourself, but there’ll also be a grandma with saggy skin and a…

Last night, my own mother said aloud in my presence that Hillary Clinton never wears dresses because, “She has the ugliest legs. She has cankles.” Once I picked my jaw up off the floor, I told her that, fortunately, the attractiveness of one’s legs is not a trait I care about in my government leaders.

also, johnny coug is a dick.

I’m happy for her if she’s happy but this might be a good time to remind people that the WHO recommends 2 years between pregnancies so that a woman’s body can fully recover from child birth.

The term “homeschooling” often conjures up images of Christian conservatives isolating their ten children from the secular education found in public schools, teaching “traditional values” at the kitchen table.

I have strong (and strongly biased) feeling on this subject because I and my siblings were homeschooled through the end of eight grade back in the 80s/early 90s. My parents homeschooled us because they were conservative Christians and didn’t want us corrupted by the evil influences of “the world” (which also meant…

A normal parent’s guide to homeschooling: Don’t.

I am sorry that happened to you :(