I was wondering how and how long it would take for them to implement an Old West version of Shark Cards. 

Counter point; don’t tell me what to do, CDC. I’ve been eating raw cookie dough longer than most people reading this have been alive.

Beyonce’s thing is she’s got a fucking voice and is fucking fabulous 24/7. Sheeran’s thing is he’s a schlub that probably won’t even wear a suit for his own funeral.

That’s what I’m saying; a lot of people are trying to compare RDR2's online to GTA:O, which has had five years of updates, additions, and modes getting thrown in. At launch, GTA didn’t have much going on other than random “intercept the drug deal” missions and god awful Simeon quests. 

I’ve been reading some pretty negative early reviews regarding lack of activities and there’s two counterpoints that come to mind;

The fact that Liddell was ever given a legitimate shot in the sport is proof enough that UFC is the Mos Eisley of MMA; a hive of scum and villainy.

Mine was My Hairy Left Pitty. We totally should have toured!

Woof. If it weren’t for the new Battletoads announced back at E3, X018 would confirm that it would be another year before switching my One back on again. 

Jesus, Davidson is objectively unfunny. Like...scientifically proven to be a black hole of humor. He can’t even carry himself by being affable or charming. He’s just an awkward, twitchy, nasaly pile of terrible jokes and bad timing.

Waaah, this thing I believe I own and have control over isn’t the thing I want or feel I deserve. Let me pout and beat my chest because I’m important!

You’re already getting shit for it, but I’ll be the dick to make the dick comment; how about you calm the hell down?

To be fair, I always thought Shaun White had developmental disabilities himself.

As long as Bob carries on his shtick of narrating the videos as if he was in the video, only super inappropriately, I’m in baby!

Jeeeeeeeesus Christ. 

Yeah, as much as I’d love a televised execution for this subhuman trash, then he’d get to die a martyr.

Look, when Disney launches their streaming service and has both a Heroes for Hire (with Luke and Danny) and a Daughters of the Dragon (with Misty and Colleen) series, I can’t wait to come back here, io9, and AV Club just to “I TOLD YOU SO” as loudly as typeface allows me.

The letter covered a variety of topics, but the most notable was when Bethesda touched on how buggy its games have been in the past

If you really want to visit the soft side of the Mountain (ew, phrasing...) then I always love digging up this gem where he shows up in Hulk-gear for a birthday party. Dude just seems genuinely good-hearted.

Wait, what!? NICE!

I’m someone who has hated Roseanne Barr since the early 90s, never cared for the show, and never had any intention of watching the revival. So, ya know...my opinion here doesn’t really matter.