So I’m not going to read the article or the comments due to spoilers, but this seems like the best place to ask the question...

Wait. I’m not sure which is the bigger headline; Limp Bizkit is still a thing and touring, or people are actually going to their shows?

...people who wear Dockers and get acid reflux from the spiciness of celery.

As a Michigander, I — for one — love cold pizza with one caveat; it has to be round. While I prefer Detroit Style (which, F-you to anyone who thinks it isn’t a real thing) in it’s square, crispy edged glory, cold square pizza is akin to chewing on frozen Texas Toast. Now give me around slice that’s say in the fridge…

Can we just nuke one of these rallies and take out an entire population of garbage people, along with their garbage pail leader?

It led to many-a-friendships. 

This is exactly how he should be treated any time he appears, speaks, or even pokes his head out from behind an Oval Office curtain; contemptuous laughter followed with “Shut the fuck up, Donnie.”

Can’t wait to buy RailRoad Cards so that I can be able to afford the stealth flying horse that shoots rockets from it’s ass!

James Woods? You mean the very same James Woods who has been accused himself of sexual misconduct and preying upon younger women on more than one occasion?

For fuck’s sake...

Hot take; eliminate the national anthem from all sporting events. I’m not here for your pseudo-sense of patriotism, I’m here to watch the Lions do what they do best every single season...find new, inventive ways to lose.

Right? I’m minding my own business, in my own home, and someone barges in — in the dark — and starts shouting commands at me. Yeah, I’m going to be frazzled and seemingly “ignore” them. By that, I mean I’m going to make a run for my gun and make sure I don’t end up dead.

“But he’s a great businessman, and that’s what our country needs!”

I mean, if I wasn’t so sure Trump wouldn’t fall over dead before the next election — and he wasn’t 40 years older than me — I’d make a public statement banning him from my funeral and I’m nobody.

I still regularly watch their video for Wires. Good times.

Fuck him, put him in general pop. Let him catch a knife in the neck. 

I don’t know, I’m kind of ok with giving the inbred hatemongers a place to gather. Makes planning a firebombing much easier. 

I remember my exact utterance when I saw his death on the news; “the pedophile? Good.”

I’ve been waiting months for this port. I played it on Steam at a friend’s place and loved it. Every time I was able to give it another go, the updates added more and more stuff to make it even more fun.