We can argue logic, semantics, pronunciation of acronyms, cultural misunderstandings and so forth all we want. All I’ll submit is the only exhibit necessary in this, the court of common fucking sense...

Dog and cats getting along, up is down! Day is night! Madness!

Here’s an idea; get ground-fucking-beef on your menu. That’s why I choose to get gnarly morning after dumps from Qdoba instead, I can get myself a proper taco with GROUND FUCKING BEEF*

“Ha Ha, yeah I guess I’m pretty fat but I’m also a multi-millionaire Oscar nominated accomplished actor and director, and you’re a talentless French talk show host who is barely recognized in their own country so how about you go fuck yourself?”

Funny, I thought we just kind of showed up and said “claimed.” Then spent hundreds of years using various forms of slave trade to build the infrastructure and backbone of this country. I mean, I’m sure my grandfather probably laid some concrete somewhere at some point, but it blows my mind that people can be so…

I’m in the camp that has always loved himself some Broly, as ridiculous and over the top as he is/was. So when Toriyama said this would be the proper introduction of Broly into the DB canon, I was a little stoked after my initial disappointment that this wouldn’t be a wholly new character.

His pizza was garbage, and as a proud Italian who is not ashamed to cry in the presence of a truly great pizza, being torn down and dragged through the mud is exactly what a poor pizza making schmuck deserves!

That varies by whether the store operates in a one or two party consent law state. For instance, I live in a two party consent law state, which means the recording party has to notify all parties or possible parties who are subject to recording and those parties must give expressed consent.

Can’t really see this going through. In many states, audio surveillance is illegal without consent whereas video isn’t tied up in that type of red tape. While Walmart could easily change the terms of their employee agreement to force their workers to agree to it, they could never get uniform consent from shoppers.

Waaaaait a minute. I thought this was supposed to be a new character? Or were previous translations off?

I remain unimpressed until these jokers graduate from hot dogs to full on brats, in sesame seed buns, with no water.

Here’s the thing...Jimmy Fallon is subjectively not funny. He might be someone’s cup of tea but not mine. He never has been, and I’ve found him annoying since his SNL days where he couldn’t even deliver unfunny lines without busting out into forced laughter. He’s an easy mark to hate on, and not many people are going…

Guaranteed the cop was apologizing the whole time. “Down on the floor, soo-rey okay!?”

Man, missed the mark by not including some sort of marshmallow bits in these things. I’d go apeshit for some Mega Man cereal that turns my bowl of milk into the blue goodness only seen on Taatoine that also has Robot Master-themed stale as hell marshmallows.

So, I know the likelihood of me getting out of the greys around here is pretty slim but it’s just something I wanted to share. Yeah, it’s about me...but I’m not trying to make this about me.

He was going to review Cool World during its initial run but was asked to leave the theatre.

I mean, shit...the first time I heard/saw Make Me Feel, I immediately thought Janelle became the new Prince. If that’s not acknowledging someone’s genius, I don’t know what is.

There’s nothing I don’t love about Kat. Just seems like a real cool, down to Earth person. Charlie Bartlett was my introduction to her [and Anton, come to think of it] and now I’m thinking it needs a re-watch.

Comparisons to The Witch is a surefire way to get me on board. However, even the smallest similarity to The Babadook is enough to turn me off.

Don’t waste your breath, this anarchotrash hates law enforcement and spews his bullshit any time an article about them or gun control pops up.