I love how the Orange Guy says repeated, “uh...this is a work truck”, as in “oh fuck am I screwed when the boss finds out about this shit....please dont impound”...

OMG the overweight post-middle age balding, pickup-driving white guy whose dick hasn’t worked in 10 years is actually a loud-mouth idiot. Who could’ve guessed.

There isn't exactly an age limit on how people are taken in by narcissistic manipulative abusers. 

Would you prefer it be on Livejournal? Or Myspace?

Please take this comment back to 1997 where it belongs.

Let’s ask him about his thing for fucking children, tho.

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.

So Bring It On is a perfect movie and Goodfellas is “bearable.” Duly noted.

Yes. 

“including Coming 2 America and Queenpins”

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

Safety aside, from an enjoyment perspective, I don’t know why you would bring a 2-year-old child to a baseball game, it can’t possibly be fun for anyone involved. And if you can afford the lower deck, you can afford a sitter.

Do the milkshake thing! It really needs to catch on here.

I look forward to yelling at her in restaurants.

“We do apologize that there is some exultation language...”

That was such a casual and polite f-bomb. No need to apologize, Ryan; the media watchdogs can go fuck off!

Keanu has starred in The Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic and A Scanner Darkly, so I’m gonna guess he’s run into the term ‘cyberpunk’ before :D

While Obi-Wan stood the high ground, you studied the blade.

I have a sudden urge to play tabletop Space Invaders.

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.