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Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Anyone backing into a parking spot without a valid reason enrages me. Perhaps it’s jealousy as I can’t back into a spot to save my life. 

How can you even argue that with a straight face?

Somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up. I’m shockingly available. I have made it very clear

Except, of course, the stuff they can’t use or sell which gets thrown out.

without having to imagine his his penis

guess they bought a couple of canvas shipments from Trashcan Carla

All the canvassing for the midterm elections really depleted our reserves. 

He sounds like quite a loverboy, ‘cause everybody’s working for The Weekend.

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Track: Everlong (Live) | Artist: Foo Fighters | Album: The Color and the Shape

The Covenant
The Flood
The Cartographer
The Index

Fuck cancer.

Ah; the crosses in this case, then, symbolise something greater than their apparent significance. Having less to do with an assumption of normative Christianity but rather to honour those who perished at the end of a cold, metal barrel. What a tragic, poignant labour of love.

If Kaling just means modeling healthy behavior, I get what she’s saying. If she’s referring to a Hollywood X-Treme Diet/Workout combo, that’s pretty messed up.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

A deuce is a deuce

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

The Man With The Sorta Dragon Tattoo