Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Coked-out, yes, but the idea that anything about Mulaney screams “frat boy” is hysterical.

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

It’s definitely not “Miller Time” at Warner Brothers!

What he leaves behind in the toilet is the reason he’s got the death sentence in 12 systems

I don’t like it either! You’d best watch yourself!

PR person here: “I was unhappy, and I didn’t know why. I had great kids and a great wife and a great career. It was inconceivable to me that I was unhappy given all I had. I fell into a crisis of self-doubt, self-destruction and alcohol. I’ve learned since that THIS is what depression and addiction feel like. Since…

Take me down to Immodium City!

Or mid-‘90s Guns n’ Roses. Featuring their hit single, “Sweet Dump o’Mine”

-urns... coming out!

*reads the last sentence* Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Religious fundamentalists would generally rather cut off their own arm than leave their marriage (unless the other person did something truly unforgivable like murder at least six people or support the gays).

You could stop after think

Fuck anyone who supports Trump; white, black, celebrity or whatever. People can pile on Lil Wayne for being black and liking Trump, but just liking Trump already places him into the “go fuck yourself” category.

As I just wrote, Egyptians did not consider themselves Arabs until Gamal Abdel Nasser’s pan-Arabism in the late 50's and 60's. And this took many Egyptians by surprise who had considered themselves, until then, as forming a distinct culture mostly unrelated to the Levant. Egypt is a multitude of cultures; it doesn’t…

Not to mention Egypt. This is pre-Islamic and pre-Arab conquest; Egyptians were (are) Africans, and, in fact, until Gamal Abdel Nasser and his pan-Arabism, Egyptians did not identify as Arabs, at all. It is only extremely recently that people associate Egypt with the Middle East. Until the 1950's and 60's, Egyptians…

I’m no fan of Gal Gadot but I don’t mind the choice. The ruling family of Egypt (alas!) were not Egyptians but Macedonian Greeks. In the same way that the Israelis have colonised Palestine, the Macedonian Greeks ruled Egypt: there are parallels.

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

While I’m not quite as close to retirement as you, my present company is based in NZ and I’ve penciled in a trip down there over Christmas, just to hang loose and take a look around. Depending on how election season goes, I may be planning an exit, too, much as I hate to admit it.

I’d sing it out like Roberta Flack, including some improv: