Turns out, the Christians were actually NOT thrown to the lions, they went on their own free will to COUNSEL the animals.

outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

And supporting his thoughts, viewpoints and opinions i.e. birtherism..

I WAY prefer the term penisi for multiples. I shall try to work it into my conversations as soon as I can.

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

So, this has nothing to do with anything in DB (apologies in advance), but...I’m quitting drinking. I’ve been thinking about it for a few years, and it’s finally time to pull the plug on it. Nothing crazy has happened, but I’m just tired of my energy being sapped constantly, of bruising too easily, and of not being…

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

“My sexuality is Abby”

Jesus Christ, poor Chris Cornell is ashes now.

Don’t worry. It’s been 8 years since the S&P 500 had a down year. It’s never gone more than 9.

I also wear a bullet proof vest...

Oh wow, my mom had this book too. Mostly she got it because she thought it was funny (and accurate about the drudgery of cooking). Sad thing is that my mom is.... not a good cook at all. One ‘meal’ that sticks out from my childhood is some kind of monstrosity called “Creamed Tuna on Toast”. Literally a can of tuna…

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

“Let me begin by explaining that despite this obviously put-on accent and attitude, I am in fact the most genuine person you will meet.

Why is Henry David a good detective?

I do my triathlon training in the macrame one. The parents at the Y love it when I do flip turns and show everyone my cash and prizes.

+1 Live No Mas