Or alternately “Thermaltake’s How to Train Your Virgin”

Kotaku needs to adopt optional sub-headings.

This was my alternate headline option.

It’s an old-school play called “The swinging gate.” Every junior high team is contractually obligated to run it at least once.

Bill Belichick will try that next week. Incoming meeting of the competition committee, Pats fined 2 million dollars, docked 1st, 2d and 3rd round picks!

Why go for 2 against Kansas? That’s just mean.

Truly a modern masterpiece in the Rubenesque tradition.

Really going to need that extra 2 against that formidable Kansas defense...

I’d guess that most of the design choices were inspired by VCRs, but also the stereotype that Americans love big stuff. Damnit Texas, ruining it for everyone :). As I recall, the early NES cartridges’ internal game boards were the same form factor as the Famicom cartridges. Also, the VCR design was probably the reason…

As a result of designing it like a VHS player, the NES had a very unorthodox angled ZIF (Zero Insertion force) cartridge slot that, combined with the unholy 10NES lockout chip, was enemy number one for everyone who saw their games routinely flash on and off.

I ‘refurbished’ an NES some years ago, and from my research the huge difference was the US FCC standards at the time. The NES has a massive ground shield that covers almost the whole thing as a safeguard from radio interference (both emitting and receiving). A lot of other home devices had to have this ‘feature’ as…

Before you ask, Waver functions as the host of this particular Servant. That’s why he looks like Waver—it’s Waver allowing his body to be used like a candy shell with a delicious chocolaty servant inside.

I asked a Konami exec why they canceled Silent Hills, and they just hissed and gave me this look...

Considering the CEO of Konami wanted Kojima out as soon as possible, cancelling Silent Hills was the most logical step. It’s too bad Del Toro got caught in the middle of it.

Kojima just wants to make great games, but he got shat on by the current CEO and his board. All in favour of some delusions about attracting…

Seriously makes me want to cry. Whoever it was that wrote the story about how Junji Ito was also involved, I hate you. I hate everything about this.