In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

“if you were serious, you’d be over on ESPN.com, instead of here.”

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

Especially since the spikes probably would have cracked the ice before he got out far enough to get more than his ankles wet.

The last time the redskins thought they were in control of their own destiny, it manifested itself in a similarly poor fashion.

So you’re saying Cam is happy and all smiles when he’s winning but not when he’s losing? How did this guy even make it this far in his sport with that kind of attitude????!!!!

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die.” - Mel Brooks

At least he eventually did the right thing, and took a drop.

His name is Bronston, and that’s exactly what he deserves.

Mind if I play through...

*golf clap*

Idiot dropped his back shoulder. Poor technique.

That looks hilarious, except that because it can quickly turn lethal.

I hope Braeylynn was there to help Bronston in his time of fuckery. 

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

“Golfing on ice is dangerous, that’s why I only play on snow.”

One in hole!

And all the stupid GMs (which is around two dozen of them) will knock them down a couple of rounds and miss out, and then wonder why they finish 6-10 for another five years.

Excellent call by both players. This ensures they’ll each be as healthy as possible when they get back to work on their chronic traumatic encephalopathy next fall.