It’s amazing that Rovell can get a signal to tweet from that far up his ass. He just hit the Salvation Army over subtlety! The people who stand in the middle of your grocery store’s exit and ring a bell in your face!

Ezekiel 12:18: He Who Jumpeth Into Kettle, The Pot Then Shall Call Ye...

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

i CTE what you did there

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

Or Blake Bortles.

In a poll taken after Bradley’s firing the overwhelming numbering of responses fell into two main categories:

Must be +50

“Get on the bus, Gus”

A Savage ending for two careers this afternoon.

“Dammit!”

Undefeated in the playoffs though.

Surprised Fox didn’t punt there. A punt is always a safe play.

I guess that puts the Aaron Rodgers is gay rumors to rest.

I’d say it makes it all the more impressive, since he did so and still had plenty of time to get lined up and spike the ball.

not if you don’t care if the patient survives.

“Don’t worry, no one will.”

“Ka’Deem Carey has been fined $6,076 for a uniform violation.”

Carey did not miss a play but the decal has been placed in the NFL concussion protocol.

“This is great since you can’t spell ‘concussion’ without C.” - Roger Goodell