Remember Richard, the health, well-being and safety of NFL players is only of concern to the extent required by law and/or media-exerted pressure.

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I will star this image now and forever

Teams would let the bears start at the 40 rather then let him catch and run with it.

Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

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This right here is an A+ “Filed To,” tell you what.

Nah, I think that’s bullshit though. Most of these leagues grew to prominence with much, much less competitive balance than we have now.

I still don’t entirely understand the central theme of the recent run of articles regarding international free agents. I get that we should generally want the ways that leagues artificially strip amateurs of their bargaining power to go the way of the dinosaur and we shouldn’t be happy about the way that they seem to…

The proposal specifically bans rituals that require, “dressing up as women or wearing costumes that may be offensive to individuals based on their race, sex, nationality, age, sexual orientation, gender identify or other characteristic.”

I’m all for it provided we can still throw at each other for completely arbitrary reasons. We have to protect the sanctity of the game -Brian McCann

Look at all the stars this comment didn’t get.

If a special teams coach can’t figure out how to prevent this, they deserve it.

I’d argue the real mistake is being in a group text in which “Brady is putting on a top shelf performance here!” can be sent unironically.

Didn’t you see that Deadspin posted an appropriate place for you to air your grievances earlier today?

Demoff responded by continuing to reside in Southern California.

I’m going to hell for laughing at the crane stance at :12, but it’s worth it.