It’s not about size, it’s about how you use—never mind.

For sale: paper bag, heavily worn.

Would you put it past the Browns to use a first-rounder on an ineligible draftee?

For sale: Browns jersey, never won.

If only there was a professional sport being played with similar rules to this effect.... Then the NFL could see how those rules go and follow suit to similar effect. A sort of banishment to a lower league of some sort.

When the Browns finish 0-16, we should just not have them next year. Just no more Browns. Get rid of the Browns.

I’m predicting that next week’s Browns vs. Bills matchup is the first game in NFL history where the final score is 1-0.

“Cleveland faces the Bills next Sunday” was the first draft of Hemingway’s famous six-word story.

Good thing he’s a true sophomore and can’t enter this year.

#GPODAWUND

The good news is he’ll never get flagged for a coordinated celebration.

I was going to flag this as spam, but I clicked the link and it took me to clevelandbrowns.com, so I can only assume that this 3-4 hours a day entails playing quarterback for the Browns.

I was actually looking at ticket prices for this game, and my friend jokingly said “What are they, $15?”

They were $11.

Absolutely. That’s why it’s still a problem.

Maybe Vontaze Burfict can’t wait for kickoff to start maiming people and takes out half the Bengals locker room in advance? Or maybe he gets confused because RGIII is already crippled?

Fuck it - go Browns!

I hope he enjoys the prize money. He’s certainly earned every penny.

“Numb Nuts” should be his secret service code name.

Good to see our Army finally find an exit strategy after a 14 year straight years of losing. #MissionAccomplished

Trump is an idiot but he isn’t wrong for once. That was barely football. It was a fun rugby match.