There seems to be something big missing - neither listed nor its omission explained. I’m guessing a late-night “oops”?

On a macro level, it means something when millions of people toss their cards with 10-cent balances (although Starbucks actually makes it easy to clear every last penny, so those people are not likely the LH audience)

Seattle is the city that made chicken teriyaki an ubiquitous takeout meal, and has serious Pho on every other block, but having recently been to Japan (as well as up and down the US West Coast many times) I put it to you that on the basis of the average restaurant, Seattle may have the best sushi in the world.

I think you’re confused over what I said: longer offseason, shorter season. Both bad things, for reasons I mentioned.

While we may (mildly) disagree (Newcastle is one of the best defensive clubs in the PL, and it’s not despite Yedlin), your description actually makes him an even better equivalent to Zack Steffen.

The new playoff format has 99 problems, but increased randomness ain’t one. The home team has a .673 winning percentage in one-match MLS knockouts, while higher seeds only won at a .551 clip in two-legged series.

After suffering through a few almost stereotypically cynical out-of-hand dismissals of MLS (and by extension, American soccer) on this very site, it’s great to see an actual article using facts to catalogue the good (and lingering bad - NWSL needs substantial investment STAT) in the game’s slow build in this country.

Let me guess: somebody ordered you to write The Most Deadspin Take On MLS Ever, and you took up that gauntlet by channeling your best middle-school hate-prose...?

Man, I haven’t listened to Hüsker Dü in a while - probably because I have quiet neighbors and in order for Hüsker Dü’s production to not sound like crap you have to crank it a lot.

This post is possibly the most Deadspin-esque post ever on Deadspin. It may also be the most Gizmodo Media-esque post ever on Gizmodo Media, but I haven’t read enough of Splinter to know if that’s true.

My favorite to bring up on the hiking trail:

Now Battery Health reports Max. Capacity at 95% but more importantly that “This iPhone has experienced an unexpected shutdown because the battery was unable to deliver the necessary peak power.”

Yeah, no.

And apparently to “encourage” users to pay for version 4 when it comes out, the recent update seems to have messed up Mercury Reader integration (IMO the best feature in the entire product) - fortunately it still works right on the iOS version (for now).

That was the video that got me hooked on the “English style” scrambled eggs. I usually omit the creme fraiche, I don’t get fancy with stirring the eggs before they’re in the pot (a pot, with higher sides, enables more vigorous stirring while cooking) and sometimes stir in some veggies near the end.

You’ll know they’ve gone “full Boston” when their bile turns away from the media underrating their team and toward the opponents who didn’t deserve to win (i.e., every other NHL team) and those opponents’ inbred and ignorant fans.

Running old application code can work for as long as you’re able to maintain a computer and OS version that support it. You could still run OS 9 apps if you really wanted to.

Assuming that an operating system is not going to continue coding, testing, and providing support for an old application format just to screw one particular app’s users out of upgrade dollars is a very...um...specific form of conspiracy theory. 

Kevin Owens, just a few weeks ago, for one.

I’d like to see a hard-hitting Lifehacker article on the veracity of using Wikipedia articles’ speculation as proof that something is true.