I didn’t realize this was the family from the Ryan Anderson story until now. They seemed like truly kind and caring people. I just went through some rough times and tried suicide a few months ago, and I’m here but for the grace of people like Ingrid Williams. What a horrible tragedy. I’m not as religious as Monty…

What a shot. He should Basque in the glory.

Northeast Ohio College Prep must be a feeder school for Great Lakes Christian College.

Meh.

I was in Europe for a few weeks last November when there were those three mass shootings in like a week.

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

4-0 Barcelona in the first leg, Arsenal starts well at the Camp Nou, gives fans hope, and then loses 5-2 or 5-3 on aggregate. If history is any indicator, at least.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Given that it’s the Skins, I anticipate they’ll let Cousins walk and sign Peyton Manning to a 5-year deal.

Yeah, but LaTroy Hawkins made his $47,462,500 at $14.00/hour.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

“If you pass the ball more than twice, the Rockets are in trouble.”

Then it’s goal difference between the two, then goals scored, eventually ending on the toss of a coin.

All pretty much theoretical TBH, I don't think that there have been equal points in my lifetime.

“If at the end of the Season either the League Champions or the Clubs to be relegated or the question of qualification for other competitions cannot be determined because 2 or more Clubs are equal on points, goal difference and goals scored, the Clubs concerned shall play off one or more deciding League Matches on…

I was all set to make a joke until I got to the threats to kill her and himself.

There are 20 teams at the top level of English football. At the end of the season the bottom three get relegated to the next lowest league (Championship). Your position within the 20 is determined by points earned by wins (3) and ties (1), with a tie breaker being goal differential.

Monaco’s Russian owner lost 2.6 billion pounds (later reduced to 390 million) in a divorce settlement.

A Ligue Of Their Own

Fucking Podcast? I will be wasting my time at work today by coming back here and starring every comment bashing this.