By sending this link to all my friends who are “die hard” Duke fans that have never stepped foot in the state of North Carolina.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

Serious note. I wonder how many of the top talent will last past the first year of their contracts, regardless of the money thrown at them. As has been exhaustively covered, China’s rapid economic expansion has come at great cost to the environment.

Area 51 exists but it’s an Air Force base where experimental aircraft are developed and tested. That’s why the government is so secretive about it but naturally people drift to more outlandish explanations.

This isn’t precisely a conspiracy, but I’m willing to believe there are a handful of people in the world who don’t die of old age or age past a certain point. No one specific, and they’d still get diseases, including cancer, so they won’t literally live forever, but every now and then one will get lucky and live for…

the Foxboro outpost of the Waxy O’Connor’s Irish Pub chain

this is pretty fantastic too

Now you know why they’re called ‘Russians’.

Usually I’m not impressed when people say, I can handle driving in winter weather because I’m from X wintry place, because the roads are icier and more dangerous in the south when they get a little bit of snow vs snowier places that have the infrastructure to cope. But... if you can drive with these people, you can…

Lealaimatafao? I got the whole 'lmfao' thing, but I'm gonna need Urban Dictionary for this one.

The government’s not telling anyone not to drive, you fucking idiot. But the fact of the matter is, no one who doesn’t need to be on the road should be on the road by 5 today, let alone by 7:30 when the game will let out, or by 8 or 8:30 or 9 when most people will be getting home.

You’re an idiot. First, every person on the road makes the situation more dangerous. That alone is reason enough to cancel the game. The roads need to be clear for removal crews and emergency vehicles.

When asked if he would ever coach in Wisconsin, Kelly said he’d be open to sniffing some Dairy Air.

I remember watching that Super Bowl with then-fiancee; it was only the second or third NFL game she’d ever seen (she’d only immigrated from Canada three months before.)

All I can say is, I hope Aaron Ramsey doesn’t score again this weekend.

My brother is a Browns fan. So maybe that’s the way to go.

Normally, when I read “hair pull,” “buttcatch,” and “Roethlisberger,” I assume I’m reading a police report.

Remember a few years ago when that giant fucking meteor flew over Russia? I’ll never forget the in-car cam footage of that one Russian guy who calmly put down his sun visor as the meteor blazed across the sky.

Nodding intensifies

Each time the phrase “Survey says!” was uttered, the Gronks kept mishearing it as “Cervezas!” and Yo Soy Fiesta took over.