Open the doors and the hatchback for a minute before starting to drive. A lot of hot air escapes. Don't ask me where it goes; probably to lifehacker comments.

Factlet: The #1 reason for being fired is dropping the F bomb at work.

If the wine is brought over by guests and is swill - say a Texas wine - then the proper glasses for maximum wine enjoyment are the spare pair that has the 15 year old prescription.

@austin316gb: So icons and not functionality is more important to you?

So who is the gay dope?

Profiting from people's illnesses is immoral.

@VerdaEnemite: Exactly. Exact-Fucking-ly.

It was a great day when NeXT acquired Apple back in 1997.

My 18lb. Maine Coon cat who discovered that I cannot ignore him licking my lips.

@greenbot: snook?

Mmmmmm. bricks.

Nabob coffee? Spiro Agnew's favorite blend?

Is Bittman your boyfriend or what? I think I've had enough LH love for a guy who writes recipes in his book like:

@dontodd: So next year when you are personally stricken with cancer in spite of your healthier-than-thou lifestyle the rest of US will be subsidizing your sorry ass huh? Moron.

@ub: Sounds more like a spoiled snarky brat than a bitterly aging man...

*nix only: touch filename

Your dinner choices suck moose. Only people who hate food use crock pots. What you get is a crock of ....

@Mindstyle: "MS is not going to go down so soon,"

There's something about grandma's index cards written with a quill - or whatever else they used in 1905 - with her notes.

No special device needed.