Rule #1: American Doctors don't give a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut about you. Don't forget that. To them you are simply a billable.

Wow. a lot of oreo passion.

"What is your biggest weakness?"

Cut and paste. Welcome to 1983.

"You don't always have time to bring a healthy lunch from home"

@Pigmann: Friends from the midwest bring me cases of Vernor's when they visit since it's not available here.

How does a chef cut onions? "Hey Pancho, cut these onions"

Peanuts and Chewing Gum are a great combo.

"Or tap buy to buy it again".

There is no difference between a pizza made in an average home oven and one made in a 60 watt easy bake oven.

I have had 2 Aeropresses for years - one for work, one for home.

@Forge42: lather rinse repeat says the instructions on the shampoo bottle. I've never followed them either.

@Jan-Michael Rives: The photo above does not show the entire apparatus. The Viet maker is simply a drip affair. The Aeropress has a plunger.

Wow. How did you get the picture of my cat's litter box?

A few years back I was getting no responses. I then removed my PhD and my two masters degrees and changed the name on my resume to Vijay Patel. Bingo. I got several interviews. When challenged about the name I gave my legal name followed by DBA Vijay Patel.

None of them are worth a rat's ass for Classical music.

So lh has heard of Google reader huh?

@ZandraAstyanax: +1

duh. bt files have viruses huh?

@Intelext: Damn. that leaves me out. I paid for my computer. How does it know if I paid or if my computer was free?