@TheoboldDives: Like real pizza and that thing that resembles my cat's litter box that they call pizza in chicago.

why would anyone want to remove the smell from garlic? Sounds a bit precious to me.

@Punch Rockgroin: Just how much have you gone down in price?

I stay far from anything Ruth Reichl produces - but even without her greedy-look-at-me paws involved I can't see putting an iPhone anywhere near a stove.

Sorry. I'm staying with actual books.

@MariabellaKlien: You're correct about the degassing. The reason why cans of grocery coffee like Maxwell House taste so bad is that the coffee is pre-staled before canning. They don't want the cans to explode. Might be better for humanity if they did.

In a world where some people think that the roofing tar that McNausea sells can be labeled as "coffee" an "expert" would advise freezing beans. Freeze the expert instead. Moron.

So where do I buy this tinfoil stuff?

@onemoreday: Look up the definition of irony. Where does it say "Skin color"?

@Jay Beezy: Jay, I resent your rational presentation of the facts. Its the media I tells yuz, the media....

Lack of clutter == someone who doesn't get any work done; except for straightening up.

Skintunes. Do they use a skinflute?

Yeah, that's what I want. I have no taste in music so I'll be like the brainless masses who like this crap so I can be one of the herd.

Watch out for the Ameriprise types. They are not financial planners - they are insurance salespeople.

@bobdeloyd: My wife loves her pink zune.

Nova, Frontline, Nature. Great stuff.

horrible

Does OpenOffice Writer have an outline mode yet? Why is this so hard? It is the single feature that prevents me from using it.

@Kilgore Trout: It's not espresso: it's moka. But I'm glad you found something you like.

@dangermoose: I thought I was weird for having multiple aeropresses. Glad I have company.