Already knew Seinfeld was an asshole, but... wow.

Anyone immune to the charms of Richard Kind are dead inside. 

“Airing at 10 PM Eastern, they cued up bedtime better than a fistful of CBD-strychnine hybrid gummies.”

Yeah, if you don’t like the special, that’s fine -- comedy is subjective and all that. But “grim” is probably the last word I’d use to describe it. Hell, I was struck by how thoroughly normal and straightforward a stand-up comedy special it turned out to be. 

i would hate for my job to be to criticize this show, because while i don’t disagree with anything said i still had fun watching it.

Was hoping for a higher grade. My spec script for Quisp v. Quake: Dawn of Justice will never get picked up now. It would star Timothy Chalamet and Dwayne Johnson. Failing that, Austin Butler and Vin Diesel. Third choice? Jacob Trembley and Alan Ritchson.

Trump represents the Red States. He even moved to one to drive home that point.

One of my biggest regrets in life is losing an entire box full of old National Lampoon magazines that I’d collected for years and years.

How about Cher's 624 retweets of the letter 'L'? What does that even mean?!

HOW are there 44,000+ retweets of Justin Bieber saying "Lots of ideas"??

I wish I could ban this gif from the internet. HISSSSSSSSS, AWAY WITH YOU, CREEPY BABY HEAD. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

The following photo was snapped at the Apple Store in Hong Kong: A mother holding a cup so her kid can go to the bathroom. Right in the middle of the Apple Store.

I love how the only thing in this video to properly use a crosswalk is a pigeon.

It's hard being from Texas and being sane because people think that just isn't possible. Not all of us are trigger happy nut jobs. Nor do all of us carry guns.

That's what I find frightening about the notion. In 12, i bet there is someone who can handle the situation quickly and safely. It's the other 11 who worry me.

I was just having this conversation last night with some gun nuts. Their contention was that 1) they were shoot-em-up experts and no one would get hurt 2) a few dead innocent people were better than doing nothing. Somehow, it was okay in their minds to kill innocent people rather than not shooting back. They felt it…

Those threatening jesters are the worst.

But wait, I thought it was nothing but well trained level headed folks with CHLs...interesting

Woo you've got those blinders on pretty tight.

No, no, I feel for the landlord. Whether it's worth $100 or $100,000 shouldn't matter, you treat someone else's property with respect.