Yeah it seems like his ad-libbed patter now just defaults to "curmudgeon-y dick"

He's a national treasure 

I guess I'm in the minority and can't wait until the "maybe comedy isn't for you" trolls come out, but breaking always makes me feel like I'm watching a third grader's home skit...

1. I’m on TikTok but apparently not the “right” part, because I missed the whole Roman Empire trend, and the audio on the sketch was terrible, so I had no idea what was going on. The repeated slapping put it over the top into “don’t care” for me.

all bad.

I see/saw a speech therapist who contends that mouth breathing is responsible for all sorts of ills, including changing your facial structure/profile. There's a whole practice around it (name I can't remember).

in other words, if one asks "will this advance the dialogue?" before asking that question, I think the answer will always be no. it's only asked so the asker can feel superior and make that jab. it will never bring the two parties closer to a resolution, which is why it needs to be put away.

it's just not necessary, because it always (let's not pretend it doesn't) brings with that air of superiority, sneering and nastiness. I don't have children, but then again I've never complained about kids or suggested someone "control (their) child" because I'm not a dick. I also know that traveling with kids can be…

ok, that guy was over the top, but please please PLEASE must parents resort to the sneering "do YOU have kids?" thing? having kids doesn't give you superpowers. I love kids, but that comment from parents...is the worst.

I thought it was just me, imagining that they used to be better!

To me, it was a good, true, and brave example of how women (especially when there's such a size differential) can really be used, despite their consent, as objects for their (the guys') getting off, how they have the ability to disconnect in that distinctly creepy way. I had a boyfriend in my 20s who sort of had an…

I have a friend who had a written list of qualities she *needed* in a man, and she found someone who fit ALL her criteria. she's been happily married for years. I'm still (sadly) single. I have no such list.

I saw the same story on TV earlier today and they also said they were on their way to deliver the baby. Shoddy reporting all around, apparently.

you're kinda creepy

thinking hurts your brain, huh?