Evangelicalism is the best kind of Christianity, with maximum pious douchebaggery and minimum any of that hippy shit that the libtard fag Jesus kept whining about. 

What if it’s referring to the location of women you frequently have relations with?

“Man, This Is Some Racist Shit To Do In An Amateur Hockey Game”

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Is it time to think about abolishing football? I’m all for it, mostly just to stick it to Browns fans when they’re at their most hopeful and vulnerable. 

Angels: No fans with no expectations, beautiful weather, ocean front property on the Pacific.

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

When the booze hits your brain

I think you’ve missed a few things in your reading of my comment.

Alternate Title: Rainwater Run Off

I thought that was a facepainted chief’s fan, but that was just Gruden upping his hue to “Fire Engine”

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

If you gave up on The Daily Show after Stewart left, Noah eventually grew into his role as host. I’d love to have Jon back, but that’s not happening. They also release the show as a podcast. When I don’t watch, it’s always still worth a listen.

So this rule is to help QBs... ok fine. But these guys have been taught their whole career to tackle a certain way (a way that makes sure the guy gets tackled every time and doesn’t get away) and now it’s all bullshit.

This is flying under the radar on a Friday. Star for you. 

Little less Arizona Cardinal, little more Vatican Cardinal. 

There were 23 accepted penalties in the game.  That was definitely not the only bad call the officials made.  They sucked and seemed to believe they were being paid per flag thrown.  The NFL is nigh unwatchable thanks to officiating and replays.

Wishful thinking, but I’m hoping that “there” is his hearing at The Hague.

The White Zone. There is no kneeling allowed in the White Zone.

“former student”