I remember watching his dad pitch at Shea as a middle reliever, and I knew almost immediately that he would go on to have a son that would play under an NFL coach that has horrible clock management abilities.

*Ejects waiter*

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

i feel like it’s acceptable to drop a heavy dead lift. there are rational reasons for only doing the first phase of that movement. i mean generally i’m with you, but this in particular seems reasonable to me.

Fair point. 150 accounts, was accused of molesting more than 250. Goblin: confirmed.

Let’s enjoy some Yankees fades...

Off topic...hotel’s have really clean public bathrooms normally around the corner from the front desk.  Walk in like you are staying there.  Take a duece and leave.  In my sales days on the road, if nature called...find a hotel. 

I met the man in a bar one night, he was only 22, I think, and just coming of hand surgery. I shook that huge paw too hard and Chris Kelly pulled my arm back. Brian Mcgratton gave me quite the look, I have never been so sorry for anything I've ever done to a man. Ray was all smiles, and boubght me a pint. For all the…

The closest me and my dad got to talking about sex was when we had a brief conversation about Miguel Cabrera’s butt looking slightly smaller than the year before.

Did he say he’s not sure that his dad knows he’s a virgin? Is telling your dad you’re fucking a thing people do?!  I mean, my parents and I were fairly open but I don’t think I ever had a direct conversation of like, “I finally had the sex with a real person, dad!”

My kid is 5, and I’m trying to get him into baseball. After running through some names with him a few months back, he decided his favorite player was Trea Turner because he’s young (like him) and fast (like a race car, his favorite thing).

I beg your pardon.

MMA fans are the kinds of people who thought McGregor had a shot against Mayweather, so I can’t expect them to rationally judge their abilities against Nate Diaz, either.

Later on, in a stunning reversal, the NCAA vacated this jury’s decision.

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

Simple - the power of the union makes material consequences extremely unlikely.

This won’t last. Eventually, he’ll slip on a loose baseball and lose those overly tight tendons.

Yeah, coq au vin definitely calls for red.

More like Pooperintendent amirite