NHL Tells Prick With Stick To Quit The Lick Tricks.

This donger is great and all, but can we talk about Matheny “initiating a crew chief review” over Bruce touching first base. Winning (well, losing) the Cardinal Way!

Early 2000s me used to ski all day Saturday, drink til 3 am and be in the first chair line the next day. 2018 me skis til 2 has a beer before dinner, falls asleep watching Netflix and can’t bend my knees on Sunday.

As an old guy who is breaking down... I’m totally hashtag team Tiger.

Isn’t devoting your life to half naked little girls contorting themselves kind of a giant red flag?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

I know they were walking, but she’s still 900 miles behind The Proclaimers.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

Craig Carton and Chris Christie, like many sports talk hosts, are alliterate.

The league makes money off it, and that’s all they care about anyway.

As satisfying as that punch surely felt, it just strikes me as the wrong move. Like, yeah, that’s definitely going to make him see your side of the argument. Am I just naive or isn’t the ultimate goal to talk to them enough so they, like, aren’t Nazis anymore?

In light of all the controversy regarding anthem protests, UT’s overly patriotic cheer coach told the girls “I expect each and every one of you to stand at attention and salute. Don’t you dare move a muscle no matter what!” Problem was, nobody told Tiffani he meant only until the end of the song.

100% agree I love when this stuff gets noticed and promoted.

Needed this. Not even gonna lie.

Well, I think it’s funny because of the connection between the slang for undesirable high up seats and undesirable punches to the face.

Mets fans? You’re annoyed by someone else hating their own team?

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

There are rules, Mosca! If you’re in public and the anthem plays, you drop everything and stand. Unless you see that the beer line finally cleared up, and this is your best time to grab a cold one. Then you get that ice cold refreshment that only Budweiser can provide. I believe they still have the flag on the bottle,…