I’d much rather have Serena wipe her ass on my face than Peyton, that’s for damn sure.

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

One of the best things was to watch Judge hit to all fields. Every other player was a dead pull hitter. Judge started his first 2 rounds by going to he opposite field on what, off the bat, looked like a weak pop-up to right.

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

Who does he think he is, Zack Hampel?

Civil cases only need the preponderance of the evidence to win, not without a doubt, so hopefully they’re able to nail these assholes for a good amount of money.

So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?

It’s hard to get any work done with all those screaming kids around.

Athletics =/= sports.

Play was suspended for the rest of the day due to a making it rain delay

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

Look at how this question was setup:

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Christopher Robin was playing along. And that is a far from obscure Seinfeld reference.

Driving into a train intentionally would be a pretty loco motive

These usually fall into 1 of 2 categories. You think you can outrun the train. or you are attempting death by train. Probably isn’t the second in this case, because statistically speaking, there is a 99% chance I am on the train when that occurs. 

It’s also false equivalency. If we stack up every nasty, violent thing a popular conservative pundit or a conservative politician has said about Obama, Clinton, and HRC, and “libtards” in general and compare that to a progressive politician or popular progressive pundit, the conservative stack would be orders of…

Sequels are never as good.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

You wasted your time. The Braves don’t play at Turner Field.