But it’s your dog.

It popped into my head, but I knew in my soul I was too late.

I was listening to WFAN today, and the Jets beat reporter Brian Costello was on. He said that everyone just basically mills around the lobby, and media isn’t even allowed to watch most workouts, except for some that get in to see QB’s throw. It’s on television, what is the point of not allowing people in?

Horses, seriously? What would god think of this.....

“free”

At what point did Bobby Fonger realize she was referring to Bobby Finger? Was Bobby Finger immediately alarmed? Did Bobby Finger feel like Bobby Finger’s pants might be peed?

If the Mets weren’t one of the things I loved the most, this would be funny....

Needs. More. Stars.

It’s hilarious to me that people are so up in arms about a few guys kneeling for a cause they believe in, but these same people didn’t freak the fuck out when it was revealed the NFL was paid millions to run those bs Salute to Service promotions.

How could you possibly have a problem with Gronk? Is he the smartest guy in the world? Probably not. But by all accounts, he’s a super outgoing and nice guy, and he is having the time of his life without the pretentiousness that so many guys with huge paychecks exhibit.

Plus 1 Net Negative.

I’ve read this book 3 or 4 times, and it still gets me every time. It’s especially great if you read it just a little bit high. I find hat too much weed makes reading very difficult, unless you like reading the same sentence about 10 times in a row.  

We were somewhere between Barstow and the edge of the dessert when the drugs began to take hold.....

Well it sure impresses the hell out of me.

Counterpoint to him stating that he’s not a genius- remembering the name Ionesco and correlating it to a fragment of a sentence inside a clue on the fly with thousands of dollars on the line sounds pretty genius-y to me

I recommended your post to bring your stars to 70, then realized my mistake and brought it back to 69. - Gronk

I think Odell might actually be a crazy person.

I think this is incorrect. As I understand it, it is actually impossible in this day and age to masturbate without the internet.

Also, Trout’s slugging is about 100 points higher than Altuve’s.

What if a UFO landed on a minor league baseball field, Michael Jordan stepped out, and then the game was allowed to commence? That would be unlikely and interesting.