Pics(of your cousin) or it’s not true.

Why would Molly need to communicate with him? She knows where he is at all times because of her clock. The tone of this article makes it seem that it’s no longer pointed at “mortal peril.”

The dude basically gave up at the end of the first set. That was one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen in pro sports, because the tactic seemed to confuse Djokovic and he ended up losing the next three games I didn’t think the commentary was racist at all. I understand that he wanted to conserve energy down 5-0,…

My high school football coach (public school) used to lead us in Our Father. My buddy and I, who were probably the only two not to participate, used to talk about how illegal it was.

It’s like the Mets as a collective unit thought: “Hey, we are on a roll now and have garnered some actual good will from our hardened, cynical fan base. How can we fuck this up?”

I guess it's kind of impressive, but you have to admit the field was pretty Annemiek.

Those guys swore an oath. What the fuck has Copper Nick done?

Absolutely. I was in kindegarten in 1989.

I utterly confused. Are they even talking about the college football game? It seems like they are talking about a combat game. Also, why does it repeat like 3 times?

Bill Paxton was never president! Now Bill Pullman on the other hand WAS president and led an inexperienced squadron of F-16's to a shocking victory over alien invaders out over the Mojave Desert, giving the rest of the world a blueprint on how to bring down their inter-galactic foes.

Thought the same exact thing. Besides a lack of punctuation at the end, it was a pretty coherent and correctly spelled message for someone that seemed completely fucked up.

Do we think that Tim just knew this off the top of his head, or had researched this and had it at the ready after the tie the night before?

Who is Nick Martin?

Good Kinja.

How did the broadcast not bring up the fact that he cleared reached up and kissed the guy?

Navy was always good and I used to use Nebraska and Tommy Fraiser back in the day- but I used to build dynasty teams specifically for it. I'm a loser.

I used to play NCAA Football over Madden specifically to bring a team to the National Championship running the option

Who turns a hat backwards to put on a batting helmet?

Did I miss the memo that stated that bathrooms are now places for 8 year olds to study genitals? What kind of public bathroom has people running around pantsless? I will never understand that argument. Also, I love the assumption that transgendered people are pedophiles, without exception- “would you want your…

I'm reading this on my phone, and I was 99% sure the still pic up top was from MLB The Show 16