‘did i really hurt you that bad that you don’t even want to be my friend?’

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…

I had a friend in elementary school who ONLY ate the crust. She would eat it the same way Donald is above, and then she’d flip it over and pick at the bottom crust.

Who the fuck starts with the crust?

Looks like someone had fun with the Saints Row Create-a-character mode!

I loved Nagel artwork back in the day.
Duran Duran bitches. ;-)

Hold weddings people can’t actually afford, if we’re talking Biltmore.

Christ, how many My Little Ponies were slaughtered to paint that mess?

HOLD UP. All that and the kitchen trash can is just... out there like that?

The Blind Clown of my dreams!

10/10 would relive the childhood I didn’t have by driving my Barbie Jeep around this house.

1996???

God I wonder how much cocaine and semen you’d find if you swabbed for it...

Calling McMansionHell blog! http://mcmansionhell.com Best thing ever.

Looks like a 1989 barbie Dream House.

I’m not sure it’s a real house. Paultoes could be messing with us. It could be a Barbie Mcmansion from Mattel or something.

Owner...

How many Jane Fonda VHS workouts can we estimate occurred here? 7,000?

The real tragedy is that this monstrosity has no chance of being destroyed in a hurricane

Her house? What about this outfit... Is aiming for her own comic book movie?