Maybe on the West coast, hippie! Here in the maritimes we have a little thing called ‘respect’.

If you haven’t seen The Stories We Tell, which she wrote and directed, get thee to Amazon and stream it. 

I don’t even swear around children, and I’m a caustic asshole.

Yes. It’s the t-shirt equivalent of this.

Do. Not. Insult. Geddy. He is my spirit animal and fashion icon (also, from the sounds of things, decent as well as funny).

i stopped truly caring when they stopped putting out the catalog - it made that monthly trip to the mailbox an adventure!

If the North Carolina Republican Party is distancing themselves from you then you pretty much have to be an actual member of the shambling undead

Don’t do witches this way. They ain’t done nothing to you.

As a Charlotte resident, fuck this bitch.

MY favorite HBO show hands down.

Deadwood was FANTASTIC!!

Sarah Paulson was really badass in Deadwood, she played this undercover Pinkerton agent trying to pin a man’s murder on his wife because she inherited his hugely profitable gold claim, and she (Paulson’s character) had been sent by the man’s family to get the gold claim back.

Ahahahaha are you joking? Salem’s Lot literally kept me up at night, god damn is that book terrifying.

So edgy.

Appealing to “kids dumb enough to be in a church youth group” isn’t exactly gold star award material for marketers.

You might as well take that opinion and... um, Jump.

How about you get out, like Right Now?

I wasn’t thinking it.

Ease up on the logic you goddamned libtard!

I lived in DFW for 4 years and I have never felt so out of my place in my entire life. People are nice to you until they find out that you weren’t born in Texas, which automatically puts them above you. Their state pride is on the same level as white supremacists.