I’m bout it.

Majored in Hanson, sure, but with a minor in Kristen Stewart.

I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

Our high school choir director, who was (to quote Good Omens) gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, once screamed at us, “I’d call you pussies, but pussies are strong, and you’re all weak.” He then threw his piano bench against the wall.

We have a 140 pound malamute. Can I nominate him to be a direwolf?

Meanwhile, no arrests for the guys that beat up Deandre Harris with sticks and poles. And Harris’ name, and his assault are rarely mentioned in articles covering Charlottesville.

Yeah, I am not even slightly surprised. Not a bit.

I totally agree. My pound puppy! Sorry for the size, but I love her and it’s going on 10 years.

My fiancé wants a husky horribly (he’s always wanted one), and I stand firm on absolutely not while we are moving and living in an apartment. They’re beautiful dogs, but the dog would suffer if we don’t have the time and space to devote to it.

She is so adorable! Huskies definitely fall, though, into the category of dog for whom you need A Very Specific Set of Skills, along with greyhounds, dalmatians, pitta breeds, giant dogs, Australian Shepherds, and shelties. If you can’t give them very intense structure and lots of exercise, lots of exercise, go…

I grew up with Huskies and Malamutes, and they are the best, most pain-in-the-ass dogs ever. My first Husky liked to eat cash. Twenties, not ones or fives, even. So smart, so busy, and so much fur. Your Georgia is a beauty, I’m glad you found each other. I still miss mine, and it’s been 30 years.

He’s a dumb redneck and I really don’t care for him and his hunting and casual animal cruelty/neglect. So I’m really not losing sleep over he and Anna Faris’s divorce

Some people are too stupid to take care of themselves, much less another living thing (worms included).

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Peter Dinklage more! Wowza. In the immortal words of Rose Nylund, “Hubba hubba, zing zing, baby, he’s got everything!”

Fucking nerds, I swear.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

When it comes to headlines, I am all for making it count.

Triumph of the At-Will