“I’m training for the London Marathon and I had gotten frustrated by the number of times people had blocked my path and I took it out on her, not realizing the bus was there. I am sorry for any harm that was done.”

What a surprise - he’s a rich dude from Chelsea.

New mad respect for Taylor Swift. She gave excellent answers to all those questions where the lawyer was trying to put the onus on her to have done something about it, rather than the perpetrator who shouldn’t have done it in the first place. Bravo!!!!

And it looks like she’s clearly pulling away from him. He looks so fucking smarmy and proud of himself, fuck that guy.

There’s also Oscar Wilde...”by 40, everyone has the face they deserve”.

I think millions of women read that line and nodded in agreement.

Ha. As a father to 4 kids I recognize that top one as the progression of my (and my wife’s) faces after each kid came.

stuck on his head as a small child and he’s never been able to get them off since

Fucker can burn.

I am not a huge fan of Taylor Swift as an artist, but boy, she is just doing this trial perfectly. She has all of my respect for being so fierce and giving no fucks.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

You, me - and MILLIONS of other women. I hope this garbage POS never works again. I’ve worked with plenty of his kind. They think they can do anything because we’re “nice” and won’t reveal him for the sexual predator he really is. Fuck him.

That reply was great. Fuck that guy.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

Safe word is shiplap

Botox Christians. Smile still works extra hard and that’s it.

No, they’re crazy Christians. Dead in the eyes.

I would say ‘as a compulsive fellatist this worries me’, but nowadays I am also an Olde™, so nobody aside from my partner is all that eager to be shoving their dick down my throat these days. Plus I live in Sydney, City Of Bottoms, so even the ones who turn up are interested in other activities ...

What a coincidence. The first rule of oral gonorrhea is you don’t talk about oral gonorrhea.