I asked my boyfriend to prom by baking him a box of cookies with some cute poem asking him to prom at the bottom. But I can’t cook for shit so he didn’t eat them and we didn’t go to prom together.

I remember when we didn’t have social media.

tbf, there’s a fair bit about the modern teenage experience that I’m glad not to have experienced as a wee smoldering Vegas.

I punched a Nazi for you, baby. Prom?

I remember when prom rejections were a thing. You woulda thought by the time I hit 30, some of the sting would dissipate.

I feel like a jackass because I answered the promposal by spray painting “Yes” on a black bear. We had a good time, though.

Sooo boring and uninspired. It’s obvious she’s only doing it for the money (she went bankrupt years ago). It’s the same thing all the time.

No joke. We get it lady, you REALLY liked the feel of the 70's, but now it all looks people are getting their pictures taken at the last Sear’s Family Portrait studio in existence.

She’s such a hack now. And her work helps make Vanity Fair look dated and stodgy.

Leibovitz always uses brown backdrops and a murky light.  

I hate Annie Leibovitz and her ugly and boring brown filters. But will buy this VF - I’ll hunt down one with Carrie on the cover.

At least I was adorable back then?

Blow job impeachment? Nobody in their right mind took that seriously.

I cannot wait for every adult who told me there wouldn’t be an impeachment with a GOP-controlled Congress to eat crow.

People insist on describing wild animals as having human qualities: it was cute, playful, friendly... no. WHEN are human beings going to learn to respect animals?!!

Seriously, that was pretty classic territorial behaviour. This article is irresponsible and dangerous.

Nooooooo. Omg no. That is the saddest thing ever. Losing stuff sucks in general, but losing stuff you treasure is just...people lie when they say that things are replaceable. Some stuff, even though it’s ‘just stuff’ truly is not.

Kids, lol. My son named his fish Winston, Ray, Venkman, Spengler, and Joseph Smith.

That’s fair. Out of curiosity, did you have a pet? I feel like a large number of us who attached to stuffed animals did so in part because we didn’t have real animals to care for.