Ooooh neat costumes and ghosts! Gimme!!

want want WANT now.

Holy shit, I AM SO INTO THIS.

Don’t forget about John Oliver, he is been on a roll lately.

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

He is emphatically unfunny and while I also doubt he wrote this tweet it’s in line with his particular brand of bad comedy.

I gave up on The Daily Show a week into Noah. It’s a shame it fell apart so quickly.

Even though Trevor Noah probably didn’t have anything to do with the tweet, this post still reminds me of how downhill the show has gone since John Stewart left. It’s cringe inducing.

definite crazy eyes

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

“The best we can to pray for the father and husband so he can work through this.”

Those eyes and that lipliner is like a klaxon screaming “crazy! crazy!” Those poor girls though, so much violence in this world and the worst came from their own mother.

Mixed feelings: I’m equal parts glad she’s dead and angry she won’t live to experience gut-wrenching remorse.

I haven’t seen him around lately, but in his honor...

Well, this seems like one police shooting I’m not going to spend time crying over.

Clashing colors?! No. Magenta and turquoise live together in harmony, you craprabbit! Learn to use a color wheel.

Thous shalt not bogart.

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It’s noodles with a present for you inside. And that present is cheese.