ALSO, it’s illegal to climb Morro Rock!! Way to go meth man.

Bobby, you’re missing the best part! HE WAS ON METH THE WHOLE TIME.

I really wanted the story to end with these two falling in love.

Sure, he may have climbed up there to propose to his girlfriend but sometimes a big strong man comes in and sweeps you up the Kinsey scale.

Ugh, all these people with their elaborate proposals. Stop.

people are stupid. freaking extreme.

Maybe she should switch to yoga as the running thing doesn’t seem to be lowering her stress level.

I know what you’re all thinking. Obliviousness to higher priorities. Ignorance of whether your actions will reflect well on a group facing tremendous public relations problems all over the country. An overreaction showing you screwed up 1% of the time when nobody notices that you do things the correct way the rest of…

Loving jesus and being a douchebag are not mutually exclusive.

A BMW driver who loves Jesus? My heard hurts.

Is washing dishes so hard now that people can’t be expected to live with no dishwasher? I don’t get it. Are we that fuckin coddled?

As someone who is living without a dishwasher for the first time in over 20 years, I can honestly say it sucks!

I mean, it sounds unfair and all that, but this woman is paying less than $1,100 per month for a 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT in MANHATTAN. My apologies if her cries of “boohoo no dishwasher” don’t evoke tears of sympathy. I get that it’s the principle behind the poor doors, but come on, did these folks really expect the “same…

Know what else is separate and less than equal? How much people pay to live there.

I had Wedding Fantasy Barbie. She was so beautiful! My dad bought two because there was no way my sister wouldn’t have wanted it. I think we had this one too.

One of these days I would just buy a bunch of Barbie’s, a Barbie’s mansion, car, horses and stable. And just play with them all day and don’t give a fuck.

I-26 from Johnson City, TN to Asheville, NC through the Smokey Mountains is pretty mind-blowing.

I think VA is a beautiful state. I used to drive Texas to Maine frequently, and I really loved the stretch of I-81 that goes through Appalachia.

The moment I usually hit Virginia. My speedo is pinned at 65 no matter what.

or just drive the speed limit