The Lions are so bad they made Sanders and Megatron straight up just quit football.


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Johnson’s still only thirty goddamn one!
Calvin should call Belichick, we’ll get him on that TB12 rabbit food and he’ll be loving it all again.

Every time there’s an article about music on here, dismissing one artist over another, I almost always disagree and I feel personally slighted.

Game 4 is Sunday.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Get over it, snowflake! Trump won WrestleMania 23.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

So you only see films where the protagonist is exactly like you?

Supplement ≠ steroid

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

The Lebatard Show is consitently the smartest, dumbest, most entertaining show on radio

Counterpoint: Ryan Gosling is fine and all of those movies are fine or good.

I didn’t think a single minute of “Nice Guys” was boring or padded. Finally an action movie that didn’t come out of a damn comic book. Plus, there are babes swimming around in aquarium.

This is a serious story, no unibrow jokes.

“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.

i am big fan of this team and these player. we have a similar player here named nemanja visidic who dunks high like this. i had the pleasure of watching two women pleasure him with their holes after a euroleague game in khimki.

The trailer reminds me of The Night Before, another holiday-themed comedy I expected to be mediocre and actually ended up liking. I don’t hold out quite as high hopes for Office Christmas Party because Jennifer Aniston tends to put a damper on movies for me, but I’m sure I’ll redbox this eventually.