I’m unfortunately a Lions fan, and I wouldn’t begrudge Calvin coming back strictly to chase a ring, even if it was with the Patriots. He played nine seasons with one of the most dysfunctional franchises is sports (often at the height of their dysfunction) and I don’t remember him complaining once. Even when he was the…

Hansel “Swaggy” Robles

Cutch isn’t just a mediocre or below average CF. According to advanced defensive metrics he was quite literally the worst defensive CF in baseball last year by a wide margin. Obviously defensive metrics in baseball can be fluky and at times unreliable, but pretty much all of them (ESPN, Fangraphs, Baseball Reference,…

I disagree.

I watch that video of McCutchen and those kids at least a couple times a week. They’re so happy!

I like Jillian Bell on Workaholics but all of her film work seems to be the same one-note “I’m profane and like drugs!” side-character.

The narrator sounds like a Kate McKinnon character.

Is Charles one syllable or two?

Can you dunk on a 9 foot rim?

I was 100% sure that was Jake Johnson not Sebastian Stan.

I always give Gosling a pass because he was awesome as Woody in Toy Story.

“I hate to break it to NY Giants fans, but plenty of receivers can make those catches with tacky WR gloves”

Nah, she’s gonna end up with the guy from “The Newsroom” who works at the radio station.

Describing an Amanda Seyfried character as “wide-eyed” is redundant.

YEAH! AND FUCK JEZEBEL AND MEGAN REYNOLDS FOR COVERING IT.