LeBron’s a player, but he’s just an interchangeable part. He’s no fucking Sam Hinkie, my friend.

+1s! Shoryuken!! GovtMinion! Joey_Barton! You’re ALL stars.

No, it probably went down like this:

Ah, I see.

Did you grow up in a community of creative anachronists who were always searching for vulnerabilities in each other’s armor?

FUCK! This was EXACTLY the first table hockey game I played on. Right down to the yellow plastic sticks. One of my friends had it. So many good times.