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“Collection”

Michael Bay was paying attention to Resident Evil and Fast/Furious. The trick to a long-running action movie franchise is to slowly gaslight your audience by changing the lore in different ways across multiple movies until they realize nothing matters and don’t care that the story makes no sense in the context of the…

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

- Class

I know a Lexus LF-A is only a V10, but you will NOT care once you hear it. Plus, it will always work, unless most of the British/Italian cars people will suggest. Also, unlike those other cars, you will be the only one pulling up with one at your local golf club. Unique, reliable, fast, screams more than most…

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.

What gets me is every damn basketball/cross-training shoe made in the past 10 years is some kind of day-glow, neon color and every general contractor/construction worker/ditch digger wears bright safety colors but people have this adverse reaction to cars in these colors?

I love DipYourCar. They custom mixed some anthracite grey for my Lotus Elise wheels and with the glossifier top coat literally nobody could tell they weren’t powder coated. I kept it like that for over a year until I got tired of fixing the little knicks and edges and I just got them actually powder coated. Still, it…

I don’t know why people hate these bright colors so much. On a Camry, sure, it’s dumb. On an exotic car whose entire purpose is to be ridiculous, extravagant, and eye-catching... why not?!

I painted an old motorcycle with this stuff:

They’ll be on the streets in six months, and the girl they murdered will still be 6 feet underground. That’s not justice. It’s a slap in the face to the family of Amy Joyner-Francis.

As a lawyer (do not practice any type of criminal law though), it’s always interesting to me how sentencing plays out. Being black usually results in worse outcomes. Being female usually results in better outcomes. Being 17 is often a mixed bag. Although men’s brains develop more slowly than women’s, men are less…

Two children killed another child. This is wrong. These girls got off light. Why did they attack Amy? Boy troubles? Were they dissed on social media? Enough is enough. This poor girl will never experience life, yet the two who killed her get off easy. I feel for the poor child’s mother.

Try this Free solo:

This is ridiculous. I can barely free solo the tree in my front yard.

Just in case you’re not impressed enough by this guy free soloing in less than four hours, here’s where I’ll point out that the very first ascent of El Capitan took 47 fucking days.

Best thing to come out of these dumb commercials!