You definitely didn’t go to the right places then.  Or, if you think Duff’s Armageddon sauce (850,000 SHU) isn’t spicy enough, you’re a better person than I am.

That last part of your last sentence....you don’t say.  I’m shocked.

Got an estimate for some interior painting (2 story foyer, not keen on renting scaffolding to do it myself).  Guy shows up in a Raptor, not wrapped, but pretty large advertising on it.  Couldn’t figure out if he was a painter or Baja racer.

Buffalo here, sounds like you need a trip up here for some wings.

Needs Sparco Terra wheels instead.

Yes, because that was worse looking than the Avalanche.

I may never haul busted up concrete, but having an open bed, compared to a covered rear in an SUV, is invaluable in many situations... Getting building materials home, transporting taller items like snowblowers, ping pong tables, or sod cutters, not to mention the extra load capacity.

Is it ok to also say, “I Will Never Forgive Black People for Barrack Obama”?

That is how my high school bathrooms were...no dividers.

I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who reads Jalopnik and prefers an alpha-numeric system.

Solid Carlin reference.

The problem with biking to commute is the idiots driving cars.  Especially as a parent, I can’t justify riding even the 4 miles to my office on my mountain bike.  Just too risky.  Too many people texting and not paying attention.  Infrastructure is not likely to change enough to create safe biking (e-assist or…

Sure let the government figure it out and issue mandates. They seem competent.

Roof + windows = extra weight.  When you’re trying to hover, extra weight is the enemy.  

Not many households making $60k/yr should be buying a $50k car.  Even at 0% interest that’s $833/mo.  That’s obscene.

Plenty of room in an SUV. My ‘95 Pathfinder could fit a full air mattress in back. I’ve even camped in my ‘08 Patriot (with the front passenger seat folder flat there’s 8' from dash to liftgate, and you can easily fit a twin air mattress). Would a 3 row SUV be better? For sure. But if it’s just a weekend trip, and…

Ok, here’s the deal...if you’re going for the best asses, it’s hockey players. Not even a question. Trust me on this. You can ask my wife. Hockey is primarily a lower body sport. Not saying baseball players can’t have great asses (especially pitchers). As you mentioned, if you’re considering alpine sports, downhill…

I’m not sure why, but I initially disliked the Flex. Then I rode in one, and thought it was pretty nice and damn practical. Now, aside from it being made by Ford, it’s one of the better options for a USA brand wagon (ok, there’s only 2 options, this and the Buick, right?).

So let me get this straight: A player who was never found guilty of a crime, who helped his team win the ALCS, is the cause of the AGM getting a little over-excited in their own locker room. And because someone in said locker room got offended, this is a story? Yes, domestic violence is a serious issue, but GTFO with…

You know...people make fun of Buffalo for “all” the snow we get (it’s really not that much). But you know what we don’t have? Poisonous scorpions, spiders, and snakes, or alligators, or earthquakes, or devastating tornadoes, or hurricanes, or wild fires.  I’ll gladly take the snow over that death machine pictured…