Telling a respected professor and PhD to open a book...it’s like he’s just too lazy to tailor his misogyny to the target. At least show some pride in your shitty craft, dude!

“Look at how emotional she is! She doesn’t have the temperament to be a Justice!”

“This confirmation process has become a national disgrace”

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

“Yeah, but look at those great Economic numbers.....*”

It’s so, so much worse than this article suggests. For instance, 1) the custody battle is with his mistress. 2) Trump has chosen him for Communications Director, which is technically superior to Press Secretary. 3) He was replaced by Sean Spicer after his mistress revealed their love child.

I also don’t like it being “between a person and her doctor” because most doctors (#notalldoctors, lol) are fucking useless at weight loss advice. I went in for a checkup and the doctor tut-tutted about my weight (wow, I’m fat? Gee doc I never noticed!) and instructed me, in one sentence, to “get more excercise and…

Have you groped or attempted to rape a woman? Seems like a prerequisite.

“We had to feed them into the grinder. No one would take care of them. How long were we supposed to shoulder that burden?” — head of ICE in the near future (during Nuremberg testimony)

As a near lifelong Texan I’ve learned the hard way to never get too optimistic about a Democrat’s chance in this state. Our idiot governor, for instance, got played by Russian trolls by promoting Jade Helm conspiracies and doubled down on gun love after a school shooting in his own state, and he’s like 25 points ahead…

Getting high with Obama? Talk about burying the lede!

Also- what do you suppose Beto’s chances are? Unseating that POS Cruz would be pretty amazing... 

really? Man, too bad I just found bought a TV with Roku built in. It would be a shame if I accidentally found those channels while browsing at night, is there any term in particular I should avoid so this doesn’t happen?

All the Republican party does now is troll. They trolled kids that survived a school shooting for God’s sake

These people got shit so twisted up in their mind. Do they even realize that Kaep isn’t playing football, and therefor not doing any kneeling during the anthem at their precious football games?

...and since when is a ban "removing yourself from controversy".  

That was a mistype. Should be ‘Lyin’s Den’

Eh, his 'angry' face is less 'concerned potato' and more 'constipated Mayo jar'.

Why is Tucker Carlson’s mouth so small but his head so large?

“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

And we may witness another Red State cognitive dissonance abrupt catapult once again.