Good lawyers, using all of their talents and skill, work every day—like water seeping through an earthen dam—to get around the plain words of the [law] to advance their clients’ interests.

This is so disappointing. Don jr. getting death rolled by a gator, and having his bloated partially eaten corpse dug out from under a sunken log in the Louisiana swamp would have been the perfect mid episode ender to the kickass miniseries HBO will eventually make about the Trump years.

Of COURSE they were MAGA-ing and flaunting their oh so fab relationship at an event celebrating the killing of innocent creatures for “fun”. I genuinely hate these people.

Maybe all these cops that “fear for their life” all the time should just stop being cops. It’s like hearing that doctors can’t stand being around sick people or teachers don’t want to be around kids all day.

Come on, give her a break.

This is the inevitable result of the absolute shit training police get these days, together with the complete impunity they enjoy for reckless acts that would send anybody else in any other job to jail for decades.

Police should not have firearms on their person for the same reasons ordinary citizens should not have firearms on their person.

When the country failed to hold anyone accountable for torture during Dubya's administration, I gave up hope we'd hold anyone accountable for crimes against humanity.

“if their parents didn’t want them to be held in summer camps til we can criminally charge them, they shouldn’t have had sex. It’s their parents fault! Don’t blame me.” -the modern American Nazi.

Definition of concentration camp

These are the “summer camps” that some conservative commentators are so enamored of. This is fucking disgusting. And any “moderate” Republican Senator has the power to do something about it by holding hearings or refusing to confirm justices until this gets taken care of, so when Susan Collins doesn’t do anything,…

I am so goddamned tired of this argument, but here goes, choir:

Don’t forget that one of Nixon’s administrators flat out admitted that the marijuana crackdown was a load of horseshit and only made to target hippies (re: anti-Vietnam protesters) and blacks.

How is legal marijuana production in the USA a security threat? That’s like saying “legal home brewers and micro brewers are threatening the security of the USA!”

This is a reminder that Ted beats it off to incest porn:

“Perhaps he was in a position where he was paralyzed by grifters and conmen.”

Christ, I’m just waiting for someone to claim this happened because Madden 2019 has a feature where you can choose how many of the players kneel for the national anthem.

His irrational fear of brown people is affecting his reading comprehension.