Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

For everyone who’s here for the pudding and hasn’t watched Stranger Things yet, STOP. Drop everything, go home, and watch it. It’s the best thing that’s happened to me in months. It’s like if a TV series could be a hug. It’s scary and suspenseful, but in a comforting nostalgic way, and it’s funny, and POOR BARB.

May I suggest breaking up the 3 way with Chip and Joanna and consider a relationship with Nicole Curtis? She does amazing things with old houses in Detroit and Minneapolis, drives a cool Chevy truck and loves dogs.

Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

As a direct descendant of Aaron Burr, I would like to apologize heartily for my forebear’s actions and praise those of the honorable Mr. Hamilton. Aaron Burr is the one family member that gets passed over quickly during genealogy discussions...

2016 was written by George RR Martin.

He’s trying to underline the point that immigrants are the ones who pose a violent threat to society.

I am currently wearing a dress and leggings because the thought of pulling on jeans in the morning exhausts me to no end.

“You need to dress properly - it’s about respect!”

Well I’m only crying because I suddenly felt these sharp, simultaneous pains in both my heart and my ovaries while I was watching the video. Cause: unknown

Donald Trump loves kids. He’s going to be so good for kids. He’s got the best kids. and lots of them. And one in particular he wants to fuck. Sad!

We are all this little girl.

If that isn’t the ultimate first world problem.

I would go. I wish I cared about it last year when I had a chance... my friends tried so hard to get me to care and alas I could not until it would too late. Now I know every word, but I totally threw away my shot waiting for it. And it’s not enough. I missed my chance to get blown away and now I can never be…

Do young men his age typically need mommy to solve all of their problems? Because I don't think they are men yet if that is the case.

“You have value. You have worth. You are loved.”

Breakfast for dinner is pointless without waffles.

I somehow want these to be made into an advent calendar.

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.