Gail Standish is my new best friend.

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

I would 100% do this; I will be cosplaying as Cpt. Phasma.

I’m really not understanding how anyone can still be shocked by this at all. The NFL is a company. Companies do not care about your mother, they don’t care about being socially responsible, they don’t care about anything outside of making money and appearance. They care about APPEARING to care about many social issues…

Nope, because you just gave me an image of a king cobra with Trump’s hair and now I am giggling like a little kid. Thank you.

Yesterday’s tragedy was in my hometown. Suffice it to say that my level of rage that gun violence occurs so frequently, and is so seemingly acceptable to a large proportion of the U.S. population, is palpable today.

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Well, you can drink ANY color straight from the bottle.