Who TF let all these noose apologists on here?!

Being “forgetful and disorganized” isn’t cute or funny or an excuse. Write a list. Fucking idiot.

Why do you say that?

I drove myself to the hospital with chest pain about five years ago, and saying “chest pain” stirred up the ER like kicking a nest of ants. I was in an exam room hooked up to a monitor in five minutes. Every nurse and the doctor* gave me a long, angry talk about how stupid I was for driving myself in. They kept me…

I honestly think that The Queen takes the same sensible position that your grandma does on this matter and all of the talk otherwise is just clickbait and spin.

To my thinking there’s not gonna be a great ending to this story. The Royal family represents peak whiteness and it’s potency beyond UK borders. Canada nor the USA will provide a respite for Harry & Meghan, and I see the stress from this fallout as eventually destroying their relationship. If Princess Diana, who was…

If I, who am biologically and self affirmatively female, take hormones to improve my performance, I would be banned for cheating even if I kept the range inside the very top of what considered within range for women.

1) 5+ years is still a pretty long relationship, no matter how they met

I saw Kourtenay Kardashian...

Nope, he just like to take it in the ass. lol.

When all of this first broke people were pointing out he got with his current wife while he was still with his first. So even tho it's shitty for all of this to happen while pregnant, if they'll cheat with you they'll cheat on you

I’m sure “the lowest moment” of Kevin Hart’s life was not when he cheated, but when he got caught. And if his partner had never confronted him, he’d carry on with his shitty philandering and never give it another thought. In my experience, this is how most dudes function. 

[Eddie]’s presumably busy spending the holidays with his family, which he can, because he’s not in jail for committing sexual assault.

Bill Cosby has always hated Eddie Murphy, and Eddie Murphy has always been funnier. That’d be all there was to say on the matter even if Cosby wasn’t a serial rapist.

Honestly, I just love seeing Rhianna make bank. On anything. Everything she touches is gold, and I want it all.

“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”

im really confused as to why people still conflate mayonnaise with white people.

For me, I associate cumin with body odor. Any sniff of it and I immediately think someone around me has B.O. And growing up, there was an Indian family in the neighborhood whose house reeked of cumin. I always thought the whole family had B.O.

As a regular ol’ non-butthole-tanning caucasoid, I have no fucking idea. I went to college with all sorts of people like that, and I had no idea back then either.