Leave it to a very, very small-brained hater and loser Dem to quote the fat guy from Swingers when the post was about the creator of Beavis and Butthead.

Nobody wants flying cars. We all want to have the only flying car.

-L

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

That’s terrible. This would never happen at Augusta.

Rubber mallet for pounding thick cuts of beef or chicken thinner. I guess you could use a tenderizer, but the mallet is what I have handy so it’s what I use.

In Will Cain’s world, Richard Pryor completely failed the job interview with Chevy Chase.

Honestly he shouldn’t have dressed in those sexy shorts if he didn’t want that kind of attention.

+1 ay dios mio

Never stopped Strong Bad.

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double

The absolute ruining of RGIII by the severe mismanagement of the Washington staff

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.