For fucks sake, this. Yesterday: Shame someone for not wearing a mask. GOOD! Today: Shame someone for not wearing a mask. BAD.

But it’s a dry hate.

This is probably the hardest thing to accept about a politician as dumb and impulsive as Trump. (I continue to type after muting my speakers because I can’t find the ad to stop it.) He’s just dumb and there’s nothing more too it. His motives are fleeting and banal. He’s no arch mastermind, he’s just a dumb,…

I too made a lot of shitty decisions as a 19 year-old.

If I may be pedantic...

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

He rang his Tacko Bell...

Tacko Bruiseday

Is someone taking your Dest

That will probably be my last dig on that front. I’ve been broken, but this seemed as good a time as any to rehash some bullshit.

They have to maximize every opportunity now that luck isn't on their side.

The unsportsmanlike thing is the Colts accepting the penalty.

Brown being an asshole does not make the Raiders competent.

You should probably remind your daughter that she, too, is a renewable resource.  Might help keep her in line.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

What’s more exciting to watch...

Joule thief!

Car salespeople are knowledgeable and honest, we can trust them when talking about car prices.

It’s “policed as closely” as foul balls, three-point shots, and touchdowns.