Roby10

4/26/19

Me: <Takes out pocket knife to cut my food>
Her: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Eating. What are you doing?”
Her: “I mean that knife—it’s dirty.”
Me: “It’s cleaner than your mouth”
Her: “...”

I’m married to someone else now, so I guess it was for the best. In my defense, it was cleaner than her mouth.

4/24/19

“No matter what agencies try to do to keep their clients from making asses of themselves, it’s more or less impossible.”

4/18/19

This is based on the assumption that the Dolphins are gonna go 2-14 to earn the 1st overall pick. But the reality is they are gonna fuck that up and accidentally go 6-10 and earn the 6th pick.

3/29/19

Yes. You are only allowed to care about something if you have taken off a week from work, flown to the city where it was taking placed, and volunteered. /s

Also, MY tax money is paying for it too, so you’re not making sense.

It is very simple. In the past, MY tax money has gone towards funding the Special Olympics. I…

3/28/19

You don’t have to be a volunteer to want your tax money to go towards the Special Olympics.

3/25/19

That bobbled alley-oop...

3/20/19

Don’t apologize, because you did nothing wrong. Your only responsibility in this scenario was to be respectful, which you were. You were respectful and clear in your feeling about being called “sweetie.” He may not have meant any harm by it, but you educated him on how his choice of words is received. And good on him…

3/19/19

They say geniuses pick green...

3/15/19

What about Reliant? Also, where does MMM- rank? What about KK?

3/14/19

Except the system is broken and Bell was VASTLY underpaid in the first 4 years of his career. Then was paid slightly below value under the tag in year 5. So the Steelers should have given him good guarantees (since they ripped him off for 4 years). Or if he was such a risk, cut him.

3/8/19

Although I am usually firmly in the camp that adding “gate” to the end of a word to denote a scandal is stupid and lazy (like if it were “fest”), can we please call it #FellateGate?*

If we are going to use “gate” anyway, let’s not waste this opportunity to make it roll off the tongue more nicely (pardon the pun). The…

3/8/19

2/27/19

Oops. Not to say that i’m NOT an asshole—but the trafficking info hadn’t come out at the time of my post. My b.

2/22/19

“The $79 price was what Jupiter police chief Daniel J. Kerr said was the price for an hour-long massage. Kerr did not specify whether Kraft picked that rate or the 30-minute version—which ran $59—on either occasion.”

2/22/19

Not for nothing, but he’s a widow- nothing extramarital in his case. Daddy just wants to get his dick wet. Why is this still a crime?

2/18/19

Oh god. you’re THAT guy...

2/14/19

Suspending him would be a mistake. It won’t solve anything, only make Ramos into a martyr. Because nobody else will be dumb enough to say it out loud, so he will end up the only guy suspended for this. And you really couldn’t suspend him based on that foul if he didn’t open his mouth (even if its obvious that he was…

2/14/19

“Fascism is about one party rule and the authoritarian of the government.”

2/13/19

Steve Urkel already did that in 1995

2/13/19

Good info. This is how I try to avoid speeding tickets in the first place:

1. Always have license, registration, and an EXPIRED proof of insurance.