FTFY- “It’s a cliche, but LeBron wants to win; Michael Jordan wants to It’s a cliche, but LeBron wants to win; Michael Jordan wants to b̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ slit your goddamn throat, rip your heart out, eat it, then shit your partially digested heart into into the hole in your chest, sew it back up, cast black magic to…

Unless they changed the rules without me looking, getting under the tax when you aren’t a contender is important. It helps you avoid “repeat offender” status. Let’s say Miami is able to put together a contender 2 years from now and gets to the luxury tax line, it will be easier to keep it together (and pay the tax) if…

Ketchup, mayo, and sweet relish. I used to go to Costco on my lunch breaks for that shit. I paid $50 a year for the privilege of buying a $1.50 hot dog. No regrets.

So if we are following the handbook, then the lunch lady should be fired. She “received” counterfeit currency from the student. This is so fucking stupid. I’m so tired of this shit.

The headline (and part of your assessment) here is wrong. Yes Pico went in for a knockout that probably wasn’t there, but that isn’t why he lost. It’s not like he went in for the KO and left himself exposed for a counter or submission. After he tried and it wasn’t there, the fight basically reset and they were squared…

Chevy didn’t make an Impala in 1992. (your point still stands, your comment just made me curious and had to google it to verify. It is my curse.)

Sorry to break this to you, but Fred Durst ruined red baseball caps long before.

Get married and pump out some kids...profit!

I can’t tell if this is real or not...

A pre-6/1 trade should not count as any dead money against the cap. Am I missing something?

The term in questions isn’t “domestic,” it’s “domestic violence,” which is a term to define a crime that meets certain criteria. This crime does not meet said criteria, thus calling it “domestic violence” is a misnomer.

Thank You! I have been saying this to anyone who will listen. But I end up looking like an insensitive pedant.

Geno Smith was the first black QB to start a game for the Giants. Something tells me that they are not itching to go get Kap. I think you’re right about the million years.

I downloaded that shit a year ago thinking it was a football book. It is not a football book. There are worse things to read, but there are also better things to read...like the bible, sinner. I guess that is my review. 5/7 would read again.

I downloaded that shit a year ago thinking it was a football book. It is not a football book. There are worse things…

Good Point. The “milk” on a cereal box is actually elmer’s glue.

Too soon...

...bemoans Bruce Bochy

The fuck is he gonna read anyway? He can’t even be bothered to read a 2-page memo. Give him a TV, but a broken one. One that only gets one channel: BET.

Great One, my ass...